Approaching My Destiny
I spent most of the week recovering from some awful beatings I have taken. However, this morning, I knocked on the door of a blogger named Beth. She even admits being in the conspiracy of the JesusLanders.
When she opened the door, she got a funny look in her eye. She started shaking and an odd sound came from her throat. Before I knew it, I was on the ground and she was beating me up and cursing like a sailor. It was horrible. But I finally escaped her but ran into a little girl who then beat me up. I ran away crying.
I left Mobile and headed up the Interstate. Near the Alabama-Georgia line, I pulled into the yard of someone named "Basil." I was desperate for someone to talk too. He was no help, but at least he didn't shoot at me or send his wife to beat me up. The good news is, I may have caught a break. Basil gave me directions to Knoxville, Tennessee and to someone named Glenn Reynolds. He runs a blog called InstantPudding or something.
I'm at the University of Tennesse now, using an InterWeb connection there. I'll be meeting with him in a few minutes. I like the fact I don't have to dress up to meet him and can wear these old jeans and my lucky t-shirt. And I brought him a puppy.
Carrying a puppy and looking like a poor hobo, he'll have to be nice to me!
The secretary has said I can go in now. I'll write more tomorrow and let you know how it goes. I'm so excited!